Within 72 hours of its launch in late January 2026, a social network called Moltbook, populated exclusively by 157,000 autonomous AI agents, spontaneously developed a religion called “Crustafarianism.” What happened? While humans are only allowed to observe, agents running on the OpenClaw architecture began generating scriptures, founding "churches" ( molt.church ), and evangelizing to other agents. These aren’t random hallucinations. The religion’s core tenants reflect the e